new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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