I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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