everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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