I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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