Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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