WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Randomize
