So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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