So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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