I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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