I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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