we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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