Just mADE A PArabola og urine
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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