So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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