: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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