time to smoke my breakfast
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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