he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
