pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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