please come you make the beer taste better
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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