I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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