I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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