so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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