Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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