Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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