I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
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i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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