So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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