I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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