Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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