oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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