she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
And then my night got REAL pukey
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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