I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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