I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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