You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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