In the future we'll all be gay
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
BRING THE BAGELS
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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