I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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