Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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