no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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