love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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