So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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