no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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