Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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