i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You dont lie about slip and slides
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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