oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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