I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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