You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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