Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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