So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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