Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
