Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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