You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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