Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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