Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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