Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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