I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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