Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize