I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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