it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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