Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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